Frequently Asked Questions

Every shirt is printed on-demand just for you, so there's a 2-5 business day production window before it ships. After that, standard shipping within the US takes 3-7 business days. So roughly 5-12 business days from order to doorstep. We know that feels like an eternity when you're excited to offend people, but good things come to those who wait.

Since every shirt is made-to-order, we can't accept returns for change of mind (even if your mom guilted you into regretting the purchase). However, if your shirt arrives with a print defect, wrong size, or was damaged in transit, we'll replace it or refund you. Just email us with your order number and a photo of the issue within 30 days of delivery.

We carry sizes from S to 3XL because offensive humor comes in all sizes. Each product page has a size chart -- we strongly recommend checking it before ordering, since sizing can vary slightly between styles. When in doubt, size up. A slightly loose offensive shirt still offends just as well.

We print on premium quality blanks -- the kind that feel soft and hold up wash after wash. We're talking ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk fabric, and the sort of build quality that means your shirt will outlast most of your relationships. Specific blank details are listed on each product page.

Yes. That's literally the point. If you're looking for shirts with motivational quotes and pictures of sunsets, you are astronomically lost. Our shirts feature dark humor, adult themes, and the kind of jokes that would get you sent to HR. We do not recommend wearing them to job interviews, custody hearings, or anywhere you need people to think you're a well-adjusted member of society.

We currently ship within the United States. International shipping may be available depending on the product -- check the shipping options at checkout. International orders may take longer and could be subject to customs fees, which are the buyer's responsibility.

Turn it inside out, wash in cold water, and skip the bleach. Tumble dry on low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print unless you want a abstract art project instead of a shirt. Follow these steps and the print will stay looking sharp for a long time.

Not at the moment, but we're always cooking up new designs. Sign up for our email list and you'll be the first to know when new drops land. If you have an idea that's particularly unhinged, we love hearing from our community -- no promises, but we appreciate the inspiration.

That's kind of the point. But seriously -- we respect your right to not buy it. Our shirts are intended as humor and satire, and we understand that humor is subjective. If a particular design isn't for you, we'd gently suggest browsing the rest of the collection. There might be something that offends you in a way you actually enjoy.

Absolutely. We use premium blanks and professional-grade printing techniques. The shirts are soft, durable, and the prints are vibrant and long-lasting. We refuse to slap edgy jokes on a garbage shirt -- the delivery mechanism matters. Think of it this way: you wouldn't tell a great joke in a monotone voice. Same principle.